Setting: Forest of Recycled Trees in Bookland. Anime.
Wolf walks up to SoulFire and smacks him awake
Wolf: C’mon! Wake up!
SoulFire wakes up and smacks Wolf with his staff
Wolf: Ow! Since when have you been sleeping with that?
Cyber-Funk finds a copy of Twilight and burns it
SoulFire: I knew souls can link mind control!
SoulFire: The staff? Or the books?
Wolf: No. Why are you controlling minds right now?
SoulFire: Oh, to get Cyber-Funk to kill all copies of Twilight for me… Sorry
Wolf: Anyway… aren’t we supposed to be destroying that castle over there?
Wolf: Kay. Let’s go!
SoulFire pulls out a staff, talks to a ghost named Juntapp, and otherwise prepares for the day
Wolf busies himself creating weapons
Deadbeat pumps loud bass out of a portable speaker system
SoulFire smiles and starts burning the Twilight trees... Like a-Pyromanic-BOSS!
Wolf throws a sword he just created at a nearby tree, and the tree explodes into flame
SoulFire: Shvat? How? Ho?
Wolf: I’m not about to be outdone. I’m a Pyro Paladin too!
SoulFire: Good point…
Deadbeat gets lost in his bass
SoulFire: But I burn things proffessionally, for my souliken lords.
Wolf: I just burnt a tree full of Rap music!
Deadbeat's bass shatters all the glass around him, because he accidently turned the volume up too high
Wolf: Aw. There went my Ice swords.
SoulFire: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but my music!